Here is a sampling.
"Mrs. B---, for letter p I drew a /p/pig and she's /p/pregnant, just like you!!"
"Good luck having a baby tomorrow. I hope you don't die because sometimes you do."
"Did you eat that baby or did you grow it?"
"I already know why you're not coming to school tomorrow. It's because you're having a baby right now." (Just to clarify, I'm NOT having the baby right now--this child is confused)
"Are you pregnant or something?" (Yes, something like that)
"Hey! Are you pregnant?" (I answered affirmatively) "See, I told you so!" (I'm glad to have settled the apparant argument.)
2 years ago